pandai tapi bangang.

biodata mamat A:
1) bajet stylo.
2) konon kacak.
3) bajet tinggi.
4) dikelilingi ramai gadis.
5) tidak disukai segelintir lelaki.
6) yang penting result gempak.
7) berkereta.
8) speak english in daily conversation.

biodata mamat B:
1) selekeh abis.perangai tak pernah senonoh.
2) tak berapa nak kacak.segak tu ada.
3) tinggi sikit daripada ketinggian gadis normal.boleh tahan la.
4) tidak dikelilingi gadis.
5) disayangi ramai lelaki.tapi bukan gay.
6) result cukup makan.tak bodoh.
7) bermotor sudah.
8) mencarut adalah hobi.

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mamat A.

interviewer: wow! your final result is quite impressive.so, tell me.what did you do during your internship?

mamat A: i learnt about some equipment in plant such as..bla..bla..bla.i know how to calculate the efficiency, the important part..bla..bla..bla..and sometimes supervised the contractor to the a certain works..bla..bla..bla.

interviewer: not bad.so when this equipments have problems, what did you do?

mamat A: actually i did not do the maintenance works because i am a training engineer so i work in office space.

interviewer: can i say that you are not learning anything and you are wasting 8 months of your life there?

mamat A: emmm..why? but you don't even look at my final year project.

interviewer: what does it matter to me?

mamat A: fak! (dalam hati)

mamat B.

interviewer: your result is cukup-cukup makan.i have a lot of candidates that have better result than you.so don't waste my time.how can you convince me that you should be hired in this company?

mamat B: i have a lot of technical experiences during my internship..bla..bla..bla..i joined the technician team to do the maintenance works..bla..bla..bla..i learnt how to overhaul the equipment..bla..bla..bla..

interviewer: so, let say that the efficiency of the equipment decrease.what did you do?

mamat B: for this type of equipment, there are a lot of problem that can affect the efficiency..bla..bla..bla..

interviewer: bila boleh start keje?

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moral of the story:
sesetengah orang pandai bukannya pandai sangat pun.gua ulang balik..SESETENGAH.


p/s: i can write in english also.my grammar is perfect! well...you know me.you and your result can go die! (lu dengan result lu boleh pegi mampos!)